We need a drunk mode for when you are drunk, obviously.

Like 1.2 normal accel when you are tipsy and like 2x accel when you are shitfaced.

Its hard enough to play this game sober, its fucking imba when you are drunk. Playing sober needs to be nerfed.

maybe there is another way, can't think of any right now though. Please listen to

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You just need to practice, get shitfaced daily and then play for a few hours every time.

Wait are you saying someone is playing this game sober? lolwtf